EL: Yes I'm totally down
How will we die?
ME: Juicy affair with married politician or CEO gone sour?
Thelma and Louise style drive off bridge. We'll plant spiders in the car so CSI will blame that and not think it's suicide [or a faked death.]
EL: That's perfect. Everyone knows I'm deathly afraid they'll never suspect.
ME: Exactly! We can use my car, it already had a spider in it once, so it's tainted with spider DNA and seamen for the CSIs to find under blacklight to determine [cause of death.]
EL: I will start looking for identities to steal so we can purchase plane tickets for when we move to Cabo.
ME: Ok, I'll research good car diving bridges near sharks or gators and start working on removing molars or evidence to ID us as the victims of this spidercrime.
EL: Perfect plan. Phase 1 starts now.
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