June 18, 2009

Things that should be allowed and appropriate in the office

  1. Spiking [insert office object/supply of choice] and then doing the Heisman around your desk and or area when you've figured something out, finished a project or accomplished something
  2. Elbow-dropping your boss when you disagree with him/her
  3. Haymakers
  4. Starting the slow clap when people who are always late arrive to work
  5. Setting up booby traps for people who feel the need to speed walk around the office all day to look important
  6. Making jokes that aren't "p.c." or are "offensive towards specific groups"
  7. Sexual harassment
  8. Randomly blurting out "Woo!"
  9. Distributing high fives and friend points
  10. Voting people off the island (out of the office and their job) based on majority votes (votes can be based on likeability, personal reasons, skill, how good people are at their jobs, attractiveness, how they dress)
  11. Taking naps
  12. Slapping

...more to come

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