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SUBMISSIONS: Venting. Lists. General commentary. Things I would submit if my life had a suggestion/complaint box.
OBJECTIVE:
Seeking a position in which I am underpaid and overqualified, preferably in the death field. Growing up, who didn't want to be a mortician? Also, marrying rich and becoming a trophy wife (not to be confused with “housewife,” “homemaker” or “mother”) would be awesome too!
EDUCATION:
Doctorate (that means PhD) of Judgment from Judgment University '08
Majors: the Wave, Pangaea (you know, that whole “supercontinent” theory thing)
Minors: Slow clapping, Being bitter, Sarcasm, Lazy rivers
EXPERIENCE:
Company: the Universe BC - Present
Title: God
Company: Mattel 1965 - 1999
Title :Barbie Doll
Company: My Head 1988 - Present
Title: Freelance Fashion Consultant
SKILLS:
INTERESTS: