The names of the seven days of the week are completely obscure and difficult for the average person to relate to. Why not change them to inspire behavior in people and give them something they can get? Try the following list on for size, and see if it wouldn't change your days if you knew they had names like this:
Moonday: A fun and flighty start to the week.
Shoesday: Break out some brand new kicks. Or appreciate the ones you have. Or tell stories about the old woman who lived in a giant ass shoe with her kids.
Friendsday: Go out for a drink with your friends! Or, alternately, feel bad if you have none.
Curseday: There has to be at least one evil sounding day. We don't live in a world of constant sunshine and roses, so it's only fair that one day be devoted to the curses out there.
Tryday: To pick the spirits back up after Curseday. Try something. Anything at all.
Caturday: Appreciate the cat ladies in your life.
Sunday: Cuz this one already makes sense.
Wouldn't you rather wake up with a clear agenda and meaning? Help me help you and let's get this days of the week thing squared away!
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