May 13, 2009

Letter to Users of the word "Journey"

Dear Users of the word "Journey,"

Kindly die.
No one cares how WONDERFUL it is that your "LIFE is like a JOURNEY".
Wow, never heard that one before. You're original. I bet you're the first one to say that.

Stop it. Really.
"It's not the destination, it's the journey."
No one wants to "share" any "journey" with you reality dating show stars. You're the only one who is glad that now you "can start the next chapter" of your life.
I wish there were a more cliche way for me to state how much hatred I have for you.
No matter how much you want it to be, your life isn't a romantic comedy. Fiction. False. Lies.
Please end your life. No next chapter. No epilogue even.

Love,
Me

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