May 12, 2009

Dear Onions,
I don't like you. I never have, and I probably never will (except for in fried ring and artificial form).
I don't understand why people put you in food. You are ugly. You get slimy when cooked. You make breath smell bad. You overpower other flavors and ruin things. You're a ruiner.
You're a disgrace to vegetables.
Die.
Love,
PP

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