(Please sing and/or read this to the tune of the song from Sound of Music)
Cars that make complete stops before taking right hand turns
Perfumes that smell so bad they make your nose burn
Pink eye and dirty dishes left in the sink
Homeless men next to me on the train that stink
Car accidents,traffic, pimples and glass chards
Bad breath and high interest rates on all store credit cards
When I get paid
When I get laid
When I'm on vacation
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad
Debt, student loans, vaccinations, death and rejection
Pregnancy scares, redunancy, depression and the recession
Questions that are asked when the answer is obvious
Open mouth chewers, STDs and getting hit by a bus
When I get paid
When I get laid
When I'm on vacation
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad
9/11, tsunamis, hurricane katrina, both Swine and Bird Flu
Commuting, religion, holy rollers and sitting on mysterious goo
Going to funerals,broken cell phones and getting cheated on
Computer viruses, getting mugged, lay offs and allergic reaction
When I get paid
When I get laid
When I'm on vacation
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad
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